A black man walks out of a police station

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Robin, get in the car, please.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Balls

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Guess what What

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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