What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Women's Rights Movement

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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