- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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