- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

feminism

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

what is 3+3= 8

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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