Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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