- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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