- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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