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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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