Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Hello

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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