It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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