- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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