roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Weaner

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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White men's rights

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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