- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

That's illegal What? Your mom

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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