a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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I like poop in my butt

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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