- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Who invented apple? God

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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