- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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