Chuck Norris Dies.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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