What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

I'm tired.

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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