A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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