- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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