- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

a man makes a bad joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

human centipede

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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