What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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