XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Penis

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

WILLY

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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