- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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