what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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