Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Once upon a time a was born

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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