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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.