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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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