- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What is the name of the car? What

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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