- Anti Joke

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

you know whats not funny white boards.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I