What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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Waffles ate my grandma

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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