- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

This is not funny.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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