When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Women's rights

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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