- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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