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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

- Helen Keller

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

dallen loves penis

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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