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Good job, son.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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I walk into a bar...

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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