yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Obama lin Baden.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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