- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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