Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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