- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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