- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

whats my name? Matt

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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