This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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A American seeking into mexico

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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