Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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