Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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123 f*ck off

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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