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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What is the name of the car? What

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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