- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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