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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

A seal walks into a club.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Dick Cheney That's the joke

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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