A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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