- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

That's illegal What? Your mom

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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