- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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