- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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poop.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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