A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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