- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

I don't believe in giraffes.

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