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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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