How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

thumb_up thumb_down -29

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

thumb_up thumb_down -29

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

thumb_up thumb_down -29

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

thumb_up thumb_down -29

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -29

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops