Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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France had one revolution

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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vitamin c

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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