- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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