- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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