One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

What's the new green? Green

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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