- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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