Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Scott

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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to see a bad joke look above

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Ruller

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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French people.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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