- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

How come grilled cheese?

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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