- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

What's just not right? Left

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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