- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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