Women's Rights

Who wants water? I do.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

You just read this ..

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Neither did she.

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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