a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

a skinny sumo wrestler

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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