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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Once upon a time a was born

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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