- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

i like turtles

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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