Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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