- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

Knock Knock Who's There Me

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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