- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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I don't get it

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Waseem is a hard worker.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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